Winter Rituals
There are two versions of me every February. There's Responsible Me - the one who thinks about sensible gas mileage, tire wear, and "just going out for a short drive." And then there's Porsche Me. He has Google Maps open in three tabs. He knows where every twisty backroad within 300 km lives. He refers to weather forecasts as "driving opportunities". Somewhere around mid-February, they begin early negotiations. It goes something like this: Phase 1: The Sensible Proposal Responsible Me: "I'll just do a few short drives this year. Keep it simple. Stay local." Porsche Me: "Define local." What follows is a deep dive into satellite view, hunting for roads that squiggle just enough to justify premium fuel prices. Any road that looks suspiciously straight is dismissed immediately. We're not here for geometry lessons. We're here for curves. Summer route planning, in theory, is about variety, scenery, rest stops and lunch. In practice,...